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First Grade Student: Grace Lin, how old are you?
Me: How old do you think I am?
First Grade Student: 14!
Me: Well, I'm a little older than that!
First Grade Student: 87!
Me: Um, well, I'm younger than that!
Second Grade Student: I know! I know!
Me: Okay, how old do you think I am?
Second Grade Student: Are you a grandmother?
Me: No.
Second Grade Student: Then you're 29. My mom says any woman who is not a grandmother is 29.
Me: You have a very smart mother.